Open Letter to Eric Wedge, Manager, Cleveland Indians

"Wedgie"--

First, shave. Please. Really. Lose that atrocious facial hair. You're the manager of the Cleveland Indians, not some 70's second-rate porn star.

Second, I love Eddie Murray as much as the next guy--which, admittedly, isn't very much. But if May goes as bad as April, it might be time to think about a change at hitting coach. Murray might have hit a lot of home runs during his playing days, but the Tribe right now, sad. Pathetic. Only 24 dingers in April, and 19 of those were solo shots (8 straight solo shots to close out the month). How about getting some baserunners? Work the count, hit it where they ain't?

Third, I just love those black KC Royals caps. Can't help myself.

Sincerely,
Emery Lee