Reshuffle and Dis-Card

So Bush has finally decided to make a personnel change in order to shake up his troubled administration. Budget deficits are piling up, New Orleans is still reeling, and Iraq could re-explode any minute. As architect of all those mistakes, and consistent advocate of Bush's hard-right policies, Andy Card had to go. Oh wait, that's not right. The problem is that Bush has become a flip flopping, big-government "liberal." Somebody find me a moderate! Hey wait, Andy Card's from Taxachusetts. He once ran for office as a social moderate, and I can't remember him ever accusing a Democrat of sodomizing a terrorist. Fire that guy!

Lesson: when in doubt, purge your last moderate.