A Rush of Blood to the Head
In case you missed it, convicted drug fiend Rush Limbaugh has once again been detained for possession of illegal prescription drugs, including Viagra, after arriving in Florida on a flight from Latin America. Hey jerks, lay off the man! If Rush can't get it up, the terrorists will win. What's his punishment going to be? Forty whacks? I have to admit that I like this phase of conservatism's downfall, where the jokes just write themselves. If there was a movie made about Rush's life, would it be more Cheech and Chong or Blow? V for Viagra? Failure to Launch?
posted by tenaciousmcd @ 10:47 AM
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I'm thinking it's a Bond movie, so how about Never Say Never Again, Thanks to Viagra, or From the Domenican Republic with Love, or For Your Good Eye Only, or possibly ColdSphincter? Or possibly a Bruce Willis film, such as Die Hard?
NB: Most of these titles have been ripped off from various and sundry other sources.
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