Completely Irrelevant

Walking back from the gym this afternoon--yeah, I'm working real hard today--I saw, from a great distance, the plainest looking woman I had ever seen. Very plain face, with limp, shoulder-length hair. But as I got closer, I realized that this person was the homeliest guy I had ever seen, with one of the three worst hair cuts ever.

Not really relevant, and not nice at all. But just something to pass the last few minutes before the Maryland bar examiners' website crashes.