F*****g J*****h LAPD

So, Christ-loving Mad Max Mel Gibson got busted for a DUI late Friday night, and, after his arrest, spewed a series of anti-Semitic slurs. Like, um, the Jews pulled him over, or somesuch.

Now, everybody knew Mel Mel was an anti-Semite, but he's outta the closet now.

But here's the rub, gentle readers:

Gibson, 50, was arrested for investigation of driving under the influence of alcohol after deputies stopped his 2006 Lexus LS 430 for speeding at 2:36 a.m. Friday. Sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore said deputies clocked him doing 87 mph in a 45 mph zone.

A breath test indicated Gibson's blood-alcohol level was 0.12 percent, Whitmore said. The legal limit in California is 0.08 percent.

Driving 87 in a 45 zone? If you are driving drunk, and I'm not endorsing it, but still, rule number one is no speeding. And he was only .12? .12? Just .12, and he starts spewing jewhatespeak? In my honest opinion, there's really no "I was drunk" excuse worth a good G-d damn under .16. Oh, sure, I know the legal limit now is .08, but that's the result of the Morality Police cracking down on .09 driving. Period. So .12 is barely over the old, more humane, .10 limit. Barely. Mel Mel was barely drunk . . . and out comes the truth. He hates Jews. (Who knew?) Again, this is one man's opinion, but no self-respecting lifelong alcoholic, as Gibson now claims to be . . . would hide behind a .12 blow. (I had an aunt who crashed her car into a building at, I think, .35. She wasn't even hospitalized. Now, again, not endorsing, but if you want to claim "I've got a problem," that's a much stronger case.)

Mad Mel has apologized, but we still don't know exactly what was said. Maybe if he gets like .11 and goes on Oprah, we can all find out. I'm waiting . . . .