D.C. Dread

I love living in Our Nation's Capital. I do. I really do. This is true despite the insane traffic, the random street crime, the second-class citizenship, and so on. Oh, yeah--the tourists! Y'all can go home now.

But nothing tries the patience of the D.C. transplant as much as . . . the Redskins. One would think that the 5-11 season last year would dampen expectations. But then you wouldn't live in D.C., would you? These people are insane. Perhaps a better term would be delusional.