It's Friday Afternoon, So There Must Be News from the Pentagon

This sounds like B.S. to me. But maybe some readers of this blog "inadvertantly spray" their urine around more than I do?

The most recent, and perhaps strangest, case of mishandling was documented on March 25, 2005, when a detainee complained to the guards that urine came through an air vent in his cell and "splashed on him and his Koran while he laid near the air vent." According to Hood's investigation, the guard who was responsible reported himself to his superiors and was reassigned to gate duty. The detainee was given a new uniform and Koran.

"The guard had left his observation area post and went outside to urinate," according to a summary of the incident. "He urinated near an air vent and the wind blew his urine through the vent into the block."

If that doesn't sound like a made-up story--"the wind blew my urine!"--then I don't know, well, urine.

Link.