"You Can't Handle the Truth!"

Remember the scene in A Few Good Men where, er, that crazy guy is playing a Navy lawyer defending Gitmo-based Marines, and he calls the base commander, Colonel Nathan Jessup, played by, er, that other crazy guy, to testify? And where Jessup insists on answering a question, even after the judge informs him that he need not?

Well, my friends, that was what we call fiction. Real military officers called to testify in military proceedings take the Fifth.