I Smell a Terrorist!

The Nashville Tennessean reports today that American Airlines Flight 1053 made an emergency landing at Nashville International Airport on Monday morning after passangers smelled matches burning. Apparently that's not all they detected:

Bomb sniffing dogs found spent matches. The FBI questioned a passanger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal body odor.

The woman had a medical condition that made her exceptionally gassy. She was removed from the plane and has now been banned from flying. And, no, I'm not making this up.