Packin' Heat, Beyatch

Would an armed faculty have fewer discipline problems? Sign me up. Got a few scores to settle, heh heh. OOPS. He wants to arm the students too. And apparently the Admissions office. And the janitorial staff.

I'll admit that I'm intrigued by the prospect of gay Marxist English professors ambling around wearing a mobile arsenal of weaponry. After all, if the Bushies have changed our lefty minds about anything it is that gun control is deeply wrong and that liberals too should buy guns. Lots and lots of guns. But students? Them people is craaaazy. Talk about grade inflation!