It's 3 AM [ominous voice-over]

And your children are asleep. But there's a phone ringing in the White House. Russian tanks are rolling across a border somewhere . . . Too bad, because the president is wiping sand off Misty May-Treanor's back?

I hate the theater criticism side of political commentary. I really do. But who (I'm looking at the staff here) let the president get into this compromised a position during an international crisis? Amateur effing hour. I never thought that this just-after-Katrina lowlight could be surpassed, but you can never underestimate this administration.

I'm glad someone restored honor and dignity to the Oval Office.