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Friday, August 29, 2008

Palin Comparison

CNN has just broken the inside story, so here it is. How Johnny met Sarah:

"Languishing! Goddamn campaign is languishing! We need a shot inna arm! Hear me, boys? Inna goddamn ARM! Election held tomorra, that sonofabitch would win it in a walk."

"Well he's the reform candidate, Daddy."


"Well people like that reform. Maybe we should get us some."

"I'll reform you, you soft-headed sonofabitch! How we gonna run reform when we're the damn incumbent!"

"Well, it's a well-run campaign, midget'n broom'n whatnot."

"Devil his due."

"Helluva awgazation."

"Say, I gotten idee."

"What sat, Junior?"

"We could hire us a little fella even smaller'n Bama's."

"Y'ignorant slope-shouldered sack a guts! Why we'd look like a buncha satchel-ass Johnnie-Come-Latelies braggin' on our own midget! Don't matter how stumpy! And that's the goddamn problem right there - people think this Obama got fresh ideas, he's oh coorant and we the past."

"Problem a p'seption."

"Ass right."

[Props: For some reason, Mrs. TMcD thought of this today.]


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