The End is Nigh

The Tampa Bay [Devil] Rays one game away from the World Series? A black man less than three weeks from what looks like it will be a decisive presidential victory? A Republican administration partially nationalizing the banking sector? The media turning on their darling, John McCain?

You don't need a weatherman to tell which way the wind blows, my friends. Start stockpiling canned goods and fill the bathtub with potable water. The end is clearly nigh.