Crystal Balling

Category of Safe Predictions: Rick Santorum will not be the Republican nominee in 2016. Or ever.

How did Ricky '16 become the meme of the week? I know the GOP always goes with the next old white guy in line, but really? REALLLLY??? I'd say there's a suicide exception in that clause of the neo-confederate constitution. If Obama wins this year, the GOP is going to be really desperate in 2016 and there is nothing little Ricky can ever do to not stink of painful, humiliating, epoch-defining defeat. Would be cool with me. But ain't gonna happen.