Evil Survey Missing Values
I'm a little disappointed that Curatosaurus has not submitted his evil test score. (Nor has iumike, or mikton, or lips, for that matter.) Now, it's possible that he's been too busy to take the test. (I'll pause to let ninophile stop laughing.) Or that his score was so-o-o evil that it undermined his "paragon of virtue" shtick. Or so-o-o-o low that it undermines his "bad boy" self-image? Or maybe he's just got better things to do.
Speaking of having better things to do . . . .
I got a little interested in the evil test and started looking around. There are all sorts of fun interactive tests at the evil test site, blogthings, including "girls-only" tests like Do You Ruin Relationships?, which I didn't take, of course (it's girls-only), but which sounds like it could be funny. And then there's How Sexy Are you?, which also looks pretty funny.
Another site with interactive tests is OKCupid. The tests there seem to be a little more "raunchy," and the site seems to also be some kind of dating service, as well. It's a sketchy, not safe for work web environment, if you ask me. But I liked this one: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test.
| The Expatriate|
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic
| Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.|
One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.
Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.
Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
- it rules -
|My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:|
|Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test|
Btw, I'm not sure that I'm 38% brainwashworthy. But these tests are finely tuned psychological tools, so they can reveal things about you that you don't know about yourself.
It actually looks like OKCupid allows users (once you sign up, which probably involves that dating aspect of the site, which I would rather avoid, you know) to generate their own tests and then send them to their friends. Talk about better things to do . . . .