I'm Evil Enough
| You Are 56% Evil |
![]() You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side. Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. |
Hat tip to Sam.
Mysteria non rebus publicis sed religiosis pertinent.
| You Are 56% Evil |
![]() You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side. Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination. |
10 Comments:
58%. I felt awful about admitting to some of my answers. I was surprised I didn't score higher but I'm relieved to see I'm not the only awesome one in the mid-50's here.
I'm ashamed of you people. I need to find a better class of webbies. Those, perhaps, closer to my apparently saintly 42% evil score.
So here are some questions: who will score higher on the evil scale, Emery's grad school friends, his law school friends, or his Case faculty friends? Will the GOPers score higher or lower than the Dems? And will we have to exclude CL's score from the tally just to keep the contest fair?
Dude, I'm only 46% evil. What a drag . . .
Ok, all you degenerates, I'm 34% evil.
Although I still can't match Sam's incredible (and I suspect wishful) 30%, if I exclude all the stuff I did as a kid, on the George W. Bush rule that anything more than 20 years in the past is "old news," I can get my score down to 32%. Now, if I could also purge those college era fraternity-related crimes, I'd really be in the money.
I'm headed to the state capitol again so I should be able to pick up a few more percentage points. I'm not sure about the scoring system though. Why should "killing a bug" be worth as much as "killing someone for a million bucks" or "illegally downloading music?" And harming yourself to get attention isn't evil at all; that's just commonsense.
I re-evaluated an answer. I don't think I've ever really 'corrupted a minor'. I am not sure what that even means. I let my sister watch the South Park Movie, but I don't think that counts. I now tie with Emery and feel a little better about myself.
16% evil for yours truly. Which means that you people are closet ax murders or that this test if complete bogus or--more likely--both.
The ninophile is 8% less evil than I? It can't be true. Just admit it. You make fun of Iverson too.
Alright, I finally took the thing. 40%, suckas.
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